Sinmo App Lets You Pay The Wages of Your Sins

What if you suddenly discovered that there is an app that allows you pay the wages of sin in cash? Something that works similar to how the old Roman Catholic system of “indulgences” worked. Sinmo app could be in line with your imagination.

It is an app that lets you pick what sins you want to partake in upfront so you can settle the bill before the fact. And should you slip and fall into sin on the spur of the moment, the app lets you still settle the wages after the fact.

How Sinmo App Lets You Pay The Wages of Sin

With Sinmo app, the wages of sin is no longer death. Just pay cash. The app even has surge pricing – for Friday nights, I imagine!

sinmo app: pay the wages of sin in cash

How To Download The Sinmo app

According to the video, God has to artificially inseminate your phone with this revolutionary app. Good luck with that.

Sinmo would be perfect if things work that way. I mean, who wouldn’t love for redemption to be available for cash? We’d all just pay the wages of sin on a pay-as-you-go basis and everything would be alright.

Here’s a quick introductory video to this revolutionary app.

Thankfully, the Sinmo app is no more than a work of comedy. The app does not exist. At least, I wasn’t able to find it. I checked Play Store and I ran web searches. Zilch. Nada.

Perhaps it exists for iOS users? You iPhone owners in the house need to check and let us know. Of course, we always suspected that you lot sin more than the rest of us, so it wouldn’t be a shock to find that the app is an iOS exclusive.

Want to pay cash to sin? Wait on the Lord; for at the right time, He shall inseminate your phone with the Sinmo app.

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